Anal

Anal sits behind me in Social Studies class.

He thinks he's the TEACHER'S PET!!!

Every time Mr. Murray asks a question about the Iroquois or about the Teapot Dome scandal, I ALWAYS know the answer, but he doesn't call on me he calls on stupid Anal!

And Anal doesn't even answer right away, either!

He just complains and COMPLAINS that "my name is ANIL, ANEEEEEL!!!! NOT ANAL!!!
It's ANIL!!!!"

Whatever ANAL!!! Just answer the question!!!!