Freedom Camp

HOLY FUCKING FUCK!!!!!!

It's been two whole months since John Ashcroft kicked down the door to my house and stole me away to FREEDOM CAMP!

I can't really talk about FREEDOM CAMP or what happened to me or why I was there...

We hadda wake up EARLY as HELL every morning and bow down to the The Statue of FREEDOM, and one time I REFUSED and the guards made me go to church AND listen to the BARNEY SONG 24hrs/day for the next three weeks!!

It was the WORST 3 weeks EVER!!!!

Anyway.... ALLAHU AKBAR, praise be to the Muslim Goat Lord, my time at FREEDOM CAMP was a silly SILLY government mistake and I'm back at home in the BRONX again.

At LEAST my MOM has been SUPER nice to me since I got back.

She bought me some ICE CREAM and she EVEN took me to see the TRANSFORMERS movie last week!!

Too bad it FUCKING SUCKED!!!!!