Uncle Bud

Cripes!

We saw Uncle Bud yesterday!

My parents dropped me and my brother Chris off at Orchard Beach on Saturday, and we was gonna have a cookout right there on that beach! We brought a grill, charcoal, and a shitload of MGD.

We thought we were ALL SET, until MOM called and told us that we "PATHETIC LOSERS forgot to bring the FUCKING HOT DOGS TO GRILL!!!"

SHIT, we din't know WHAT to do, and we DID feel like LOSERS without any DOGS to grill an' THEN Chris is all, "yo Bort, izzat UNCLE BUD walkin' towardz us?"

It WAS! It really was!!! I couldn't believe it!!!

Uncle Bud saw us and came over and we 'splained about not havin any DOGS and he smiled and said, "Hey guys, I got a hot dog for you right here..."