Wheels

MAN, I saw my Uncle Charlie on Monday, and he is moving UP in the WORLD!

He was all, "Yo Bort, lemme tell YOU somethin'...you can't be pickin' up the BITCHES on FOOT! If you wanna gets the LADIES, you gotta get you a FLY CAR!"

"FLY CAR = FLY BITCHES!!"

I checked out his wheels and HOT BABE for a sec, then I SMELLED somethin' WEIRD....

It smelled like some BABY crapped his pants!!!

I was all, "Yo, does it STINK like BABY SHIT 'round here?

Uncle Charlie was like, "What you talkin' bout Bort? They ain't no smell! SHUTUP BORT!!"

HAHA!! I knew it! I knew it! And I told his GIRLFRIEND what I KNEW!!!!!

UNCLE CHARLIE CRAPPED HIS PANTS!!!